I am currently located at the bathroom, and I’m considering of a polite way to put it … I am shitting. Yes, I am shitting, you know, that thing humans do once in a while every now and then? They go to the toilet and they excrete what they do not NEED any more. As easy as such. Bathroom, Lower pants, sit, excrete and then when you’re done you swab out the dirt. Yep, dirt.
Couldn’t life be as easy as shitting? Wouldn’t everything be much better? Just excrete what you do not need any more and then just clean out the mess with a few wipes. Flash down the consequences and then leave the place relieved. Perfect isn’t it?
NO. It’s not. You need to be punished. You know who you are! You there, sitting on your comfy chair eating those oily crisps, leaving crumbs all over the keyboard. Yes YOU! You need to be punished mister, or you’ll turn spoiled[er]. You think you could get away with it so easily? What goes around comes around! And the time will come where the frisbee will hit your ugly face and you’ll be in severe pain! YES The time will come!!! Mpuahahaha.
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